Drunk Santa Falls Flat On His Back Trying To Shimmy Down The Chimney For The Kids

It never ceases to amaze me how far parents will go to keep up the myth of Santa Clause. Think about how much planning it took to pull this off. They had to go out and buy the suit, find a venue with a pole in a chimney, gather the kids around the fireplace, shoot Santa a text telling him when to go, get everyone to play it up so the kids believe it, then talk about it for the next ten years so they don’t get suspicious. It’s like they forgot they could’ve thrown some reindeer food on the ground and called it a day.

You have to feel bad for the dad in this situation. He drew the short straw and ended up paying with his back. I mean he fucking SLAMMED the ground. Couldn’t break character either otherwise the whole thing would’ve been ruined. That’s why he walked straight over to the bar. It may seem shitty now, but they’ll laugh about it someday. Just not until dad’s out of the wheelchair and fully recovered.

PS: I’m assuming he’s drunk based on the way he fell and who quickly he hopped back up. No sober Santa gets up that fast after falling on his head.